A dental podcast for the AVERAGE dentist. No question is too controversial for Lance Timmerman DMD and his guests. Questions are NOT ”best bonding agent” or ”best impression material.” You know, like ”can I harm my assistant for being annoying?”, or ”how much oral sex is too much after gum grafts?” or even, ”Will my DNA be altered by getting a bone graft from cadaver bone?” The information that ALL dentists need. Where we coined the term ”Bukkake Honor Circle”
Episodes
Wednesday Nov 25, 2020
Wednesday Nov 25, 2020
What are you thankful for? We are thankful for Lance’s QRS complex. Josh is thankful for poor business decisions, like switching practice management software. YAPI is the reason for the season.
Advice starts this week with an examination about why so many dentists are FUCKED in the head. Why are there so many psychopaths and sociopaths in dentistry? Science has yet to answer this conundrum.
Should you clean out an onlay after spit gets on it? Should you have sex with a guy 5 times after hanging out twice? Yes and YES!!!!
Happy Thanksgiving, Cheese Bags!!!
Wednesday Nov 18, 2020
Wednesday Nov 18, 2020
We are back again in the post election apocalyptic hell space…bringing you garbage content. Does Lance’s heart work? No. I mean, yes, but not well. Did surgery help? WELL ACTUALLY….
Josh got a letter for jury duty. Fuck civic duties. Hahahaha…duty.
Question one tonight is about hygiene patients asking for Percocet. How should you handle it? Punt that shit like Shane Lechler.
Second question…will getting ortho get this guy a girlfriend? Somehow, Josh and Lance weave Boy Meets World in with the Utah Jazz. How? Peyote. Listen to find out, cheese bags.
Wednesday Nov 11, 2020
Wednesday Nov 11, 2020
It's the eve of Lance’s heart procedure. If you are hearing this episode, he survived!!! The Boys talk about Lance’s gimp heart rhythm and the election.
“I’m going to wake up tomorrow and do good. No one gets to vote on that.” - Justin McElroy. Keep that shit in mind…both sides of the political coin!
We only have one question tonight…an overwhelming post from the TIFU subreddit. Don’t know what that means? Listen to find out. Are you into hotwifing? Listen to find out!
Our thoughts are with Lance and his family….and his Tiny Tim heart rhythm! Get well soon, old man!
Wednesday Nov 04, 2020
Wednesday Nov 04, 2020
Sorry about the week off last week. Josh got some kind of skin condition and Lance is lazy, so that’s that. No, it wasn’t herpes. For either of them.
Anyway, the boys cover the second half of the sexy 2020 Halloween costumes…in November. Great timing as always.
Advice starts this week with a question about team members bitching and whining about “fairness” amongst team event parties. Lance and Josh come up with actual good advice….make it suck for everyone. That should nip it in the bud. Oh, and Josh figures out a way to reduce systematic racism all while insulting hygienists. Win win!!!!
Second question is about meningitis and coma after an Invisalign check. Yada yada yada. We’ve all been there.
Stay fresh, Cheese Bags.
LANCE & JOSH 2024: The Sustenance You CRAVE!
Thursday Oct 22, 2020
Thursday Oct 22, 2020
Josh opens the show with a rant about plurality. Yes, as if there aren’t enough problems in the world, Josh’s blood pressure rises because of the plural form of the word vortex. We dunno…he will probably have a heart attack soon.
Do you have a Halloween costume yet? No? How about sexy fake news? 2020 sucks.
Advice this weeks starts with a patient who got a bag of drugs with their hygiene goody bag. Should they snort it? Whats the worst that could happen?
Second question tonight is about switching dentists because of an N95 mask. WHERE ARE THE BODIES????? IF DENTISTRY IS SO DANGEROUS, WHERE ARE THE BODIES?!?!?!?!
Put some drugs in your cheese bags and snort them. Peace.
Wednesday Oct 14, 2020
Wednesday Oct 14, 2020
Whoa boy. This is a doozy. Don’t blame us for the title. It was literally in the question. We debated it. We really did. We felt it would have been an insult to our journalistic integrity to NOT name this episode Cum Caries. So there it is. Out in the open. Is cum cariogenic? We do a deep dive to find out. PubMed was searched!!!
What about hitting a gravity bong after getting thirds out? What’s a gravity bong? We didn’t know either.
Enjoy, cheese bags!
Thursday Oct 08, 2020
Thursday Oct 08, 2020
We may be late, but we have an excuse....
Single question this week: Is Cheerios a good product to whiten your teeth?
Stay fresh, cheesebags!
Thursday Oct 01, 2020
Thursday Oct 01, 2020
Thursday Sep 24, 2020
Thursday Sep 24, 2020
Lance starts the show with a run down of his Bourbon trip to Kentucky. Lance is one of the famed Old Crow drinkers of yore.
Advice starts this week with a question about a dentist threatening a patient over a Yelp review. Bad idea genes. Chill it out bro. It's not worth a felony.
The next question is a Redditor who got a frenectomy and now wants to licky-licky, know what I’m saying. The podcast then goes to some dark places. BE WARNED!!!!
Stay FRESH!
Wednesday Sep 16, 2020
Wednesday Sep 16, 2020
Lance and Josh come at you this week with a doozie. What do you think is the greatest movie trilogy of all time? Lance and Josh are simpatico but there is a little debate.
Advice starts with a heavy question about the mental toll dentistry takes on us. Josh spits some truth about therapy while Lance drops some pearls of wisdom like “I can’t care more about your teeth than you do!”
Is someone who has a bachelors a doctor? No, right? Easy question…or so it seems.
Cheesebags are always fresh!