A dental podcast for the AVERAGE dentist. No question is too controversial for Lance Timmerman DMD and his guests. Questions are NOT ”best bonding agent” or ”best impression material.” You know, like ”can I harm my assistant for being annoying?”, or ”how much oral sex is too much after gum grafts?” or even, ”Will my DNA be altered by getting a bone graft from cadaver bone?” The information that ALL dentists need. Where we coined the term ”Bukkake Honor Circle”
Episodes
Jan 14, 2021
Jan 14, 2021
1 hr 4 min
Do you love watching children cry? If so, we have the perfect television show for you!
Join us as Lance proceeds to weep for another lost Seahawks season.
Should Lance be a friendly neighbor? If so, should he piss on the floor first?
Is it within a patient’s right to request a male hygienist? What about a straight male hygienist? Or a hygienist whose favorite color is orange? Where does it stop? It stops with atheism….that's where.
Can an amalgam cause interference with a hearing aide? One dumb asshole thinks so! Thanks, Reddit!
We love fresh cheese bags.
Jan 8, 2021
Jan 8, 2021
50 min
Josh got to do an actual real life live lecture on Thursday. His biggest fan left half way through. Any guesses who that might have been? We get another chance at America’s least favorite game…remembering some guys. This time…hockey guys. No one fucking remembers 1991 hockey guys.
One advice question this week. It’s from Josh, so you know its going to be a train wreck. Are there good places to commit suicide near San Antonio? Are the woods the same thing as a forest? Inquiring minds want to know.
Stay fresh, lunatic cheese bags. Happy 2021! We hope your year got off to a better start than either Josh or Lance’s!
Dec 29, 2020
Dec 29, 2020
1 hr 3 min
Hey, what do you know? Josh is back and ready to complain. This time about organized dentistry’s response to getting dentists vaccinated. Go out there and fight for yourselves, dentists. Because the ADA and your state association are not going to fight for you. "We just gotta get it on our own…working all night traffic on the way home and my uncle calling me like where you at. I gave you the keys told you bring it right back.” -Drake
Advice starts tonight with a question about getting a patient to shut up about her kid’s foreskins. CELEBRATE THEM!
Can a denture tablet kill you? If you annoy Lance enough, he will sure as hell find a way to kill you with one.
Finally, a scientific discussion occurs regarding the retention of temporary cements and how that can be affected by a blowjob.
WE BACK! Stay fresh.
Dec 23, 2020
Dec 23, 2020
1 hr 2 min
It’s time to kick Clint Timmerman to the bench! Josh is back with some important messages for all our listeners. This one is a downer, unfortunately. But even if one listener takes action on any of the four recommendations Josh has, it will be worth it.
Advice this week is about career alternatives for dentists. Oral Pathology, anyone?
Merry Christmas, Cheese Bags. Stand under that mistletoe so we can drunkenly kiss you on the lips. That's the Working Interferences way.
Dec 17, 2020
Dec 17, 2020
1 hr 1 min
'Tis the season for more WI! Like a bad penny, Clint returns to fill in for Josh. Yay. Lance's favorite co-host.....
Question one is about treatment plans and clairvoyance. Who eats the cost if treatment changes?
Next question: Do you chit chat with your assistant while working on a tooth? Is that rude to not include the patient?
Three: Do you expect dental professionals as patients to tell you what materials to use?
Stay fresh!
Dec 10, 2020
Dec 10, 2020
47 min
Josh takes the week off, so Clint fills in as Lance's co-host. Look, here's the deal.... we aren't happy about it either. Clint isn't THAT bad....
Anyone else destroy private property to decorate for Christmas and get arrested during finals? No? Just Lance?
Questions start with Christmas gifts for staff. A good rule of thumb: avoid anything that can be considered sexual harrassment.
Do labs refuse to use materials you prescribe? Is it because you suck?
Finally, dental school loans. Can they BE too big?
Stay fresh, cheesebags
Dec 3, 2020
Dec 3, 2020
1 hr 49 sec
Lance has the Christmas spirit with his natural tree. Of course it was not farmed sustainably and it proves he hates the environment, but whatever it takes to sleep at night, right Lance?
Josh complains about jury duty and rants about having to put on actual clothing for once. What a horrible life he leads. So disadvantaged.
Advice starts this week with a question from Josh himself. Why did he respond so poorly to a 2 star Yelp review? Doesn’t he get paid to talk about this shit? Get your shit together, Josh.
What should you do if your great team member starts an OnlyFans? Mind your fucking business, that’s what.
What sort of salt should be used for rinsing? Fleur de sel? Sounds good, cheese bags.
Dec 2, 2020
Dec 2, 2020
1 hr 49 sec
Lance has the Christmas spirit with his natural tree. Of course it was not farmed sustainably and it proves he hates the environment, but whatever it takes to sleep at night, right Lance?
Josh complains about jury duty and rants about having to put on actual clothing for once. What a horrible life he leads. So disadvantaged.
Advice starts this week with a question from Josh himself. Why did he respond so poorly to a 2 star Yelp review? Doesn’t he get paid to talk about this shit? Get your shit together, Josh.
What should you do if your great team member starts an OnlyFans? Mind your fucking business, that’s what.
What sort of salt should be used for rinsing? Fleur de sel? Sounds good, cheese bags.
Nov 25, 2020
Nov 25, 2020
1 hr 7 min
What are you thankful for? We are thankful for Lance’s QRS complex. Josh is thankful for poor business decisions, like switching practice management software. YAPI is the reason for the season.
Advice starts this week with an examination about why so many dentists are FUCKED in the head. Why are there so many psychopaths and sociopaths in dentistry? Science has yet to answer this conundrum.
Should you clean out an onlay after spit gets on it? Should you have sex with a guy 5 times after hanging out twice? Yes and YES!!!!
Happy Thanksgiving, Cheese Bags!!!
Nov 18, 2020
Nov 18, 2020
59 min
We are back again in the post election apocalyptic hell space…bringing you garbage content. Does Lance’s heart work? No. I mean, yes, but not well. Did surgery help? WELL ACTUALLY….
Josh got a letter for jury duty. Fuck civic duties. Hahahaha…duty.
Question one tonight is about hygiene patients asking for Percocet. How should you handle it? Punt that shit like Shane Lechler.
Second question…will getting ortho get this guy a girlfriend? Somehow, Josh and Lance weave Boy Meets World in with the Utah Jazz. How? Peyote. Listen to find out, cheese bags.