
A dental podcast for the AVERAGE dentist. No question is too controversial for Lance Timmerman DMD and his guests. Questions are NOT ”best bonding agent” or ”best impression material.” You know, like ”can I harm my assistant for being annoying?”, or ”how much oral sex is too much after gum grafts?” or even, ”Will my DNA be altered by getting a bone graft from cadaver bone?” The information that ALL dentists need. Where we coined the term ”Bukkake Honor Circle”
Episodes

Sep 12, 2019
Sep 12, 2019
57 min
Josh is off to London to escape the heat (both literally and figuratively) and he discusses preparations with Lance. We find out that Andrea takes pills in an odd way and we get Lance’s take. Turns out Lance likes to raw dog his little blue pills.
Advice this week comes from two Reddit questions. The first of which is about when should you floss….before or after brushing? Would you believe that this topic ended a relationship?
Second question comes from Team Edward…whats the best way to make Vampire fangs. Surprisingly, some real dental prosthetic design discussion occurs. Prepare to be glamoured by these two undead dentists. Stay fresh, cheese bags.

Sep 5, 2019
Sep 5, 2019
1 hr 34 sec
MORE WI, whether you wanted it or NOT... Ready for some fantasy football? Can you snake draft?
Josh asks Lance if black coffee can contain sugar or not, and why you should NOT piss off your waitress.... Is there a Starbucks in Utah? Bulletproof is NOT black, right?
Question 1: Molar extraction and blow jobs... where have we heard THIS before?
Reddit #2: Does weed make dental appointments better or worse? Should the patient Bogart?
Final reddit: Should dentists specialize? What IS the best specialty, especially if you SUCK at business?

Aug 29, 2019
Aug 29, 2019
56 min
WI return! Josh talks to Lance about vomit... What makes you vomit MORE than listening to WI?
Question 1 is about tipping a waiter that stiffed you on a dental bill... Do you tip? Do you LIKE the taste of waiter phlegm?
Up next: Should you call your staph/team an "auxiliary"? Are they a whippersnapper?
Reddit this week: How do you handle bulges under the teeth? What if there are TWO?

Aug 22, 2019
Aug 22, 2019
1 hr 5 min
Josh opens the show admitting how he recently needed out on a, well, “minor celebrity.” Lance then wonders how other businesses are actually able to make any profit.Advice starts this week with a question about how to get a veteran hygienist to finally retire. Can Brett Favre help us again? No, probably not. Find out how in the world Josh thinks its a good idea to hire someone to car jack his hygienist.Question two sends Josh off into a Goose-style tailspin. He hit his head while ejecting and is now dead in the Indian Ocean. Thats how bad this question screwed Josh up. MORSE CODE TIME.Reddit this week is about spicy tooth paste. Colgate Carolina Reaper, anyone?

Aug 14, 2019
Aug 14, 2019
57 min
Josh opens the show with some potato chip ASMR as he sample’s his gift of Tim’s Cascade Potato Chips from Clintoris Timmerman. Next, Josh regales Lance with stories of his amazing new Toto Washlet S550E. Seriously, go buy one.
Now. Advice starts this week with a question about the best shoes to wear in practice. For some strange reason, this brings back memories of Brett Favre’s dick. Our brains are really messed up.
Second question is about experiences with guygienists. Don’t discriminate based on gender, people.
Our Reddit this week is about why 1 out of 10 dentists always dissents. Have you ever been polled about gum or toothpastes? Neither have we.
Stay fresh, cheese bags.
To donate to Clint's charity of choice: cst25@hotmail.com

Aug 8, 2019
Aug 8, 2019
1 hr 4 min
Clint Timmerman joins in with the Interferences this week to talk about a real charity, bringing digital dentistry to Tanzania.
Advice starts this week with a question about making living room consults feel welcome…or unwelcome. Seriously, GTFO of my house, lady. Would you like some durian? What are these white Gushers?
Second question is about a repeating repeater assistant. Newsflash….JOSH AND LANCE don’t mind.
Our Reddit tonight is about “tooth engraving” whatever the fuck that is. In a moment of brilliance the boys come up with a million dollar idea. Stay fresh, cheese bags.
Reach Clint at cst25@hotmail.com

Aug 1, 2019
Aug 1, 2019
56 min
Need a little extra spirit? How about some of that sweet sweet chutzpah that allows one to attempt to make outrageous claims? Try some of the brand new Tyler Brady’s Gumption Juice. It will give you that killer instinct you need to be a dental influencer.
Lance and Josh spend a few minutes visiting with the ghost of Jimmy Stewart who sings one of the worst songs of all time.
The Interferences also wonder who gives that much of a shit about their sisters root canal. Enjoy!!! #celebratetheforeskin
Also, check out this program for cosmetic planning: https://www.DentalTreatmentSimulation.com

Jul 24, 2019
Jul 24, 2019
59 min
It’s time for Lance and Josh to try and monetize this bad boy, so in comes….a Facebook group! Search for the group Funny Shit for Dentists and Dental Team Members and join today.
Josh recaps the DE PPM conference before the advice starts.
What would you do with a loafing, back talking assistant who just started and is still in probation? Easy, right? What if she earned “sperm tenure” in her short time at the office? What does that mean? We don’t even know.
Two Reddit’s this week. Have you ever been aroused by the appearance of a patient but then turned off by their ANUG? If so, this is the question for you.
Second Reddit highlights the greatest dental jokes of all time. There are none. Highlight over. Show over. Peace. #celebratetheforeskin

Jul 17, 2019
Jul 17, 2019
56 min
Just Josh and Lance this week and the boys start off remembering some 1989-1990 NBA guys. Weird, I know. Just go with it, okay?Advice starts off this week with a hygienist obviously trying to run a scheme. Josh and Lance try to X Files style get to the bottom of this conspiracy.The second question is about an associate who has kleptomania. What can we learn from the Blue Bell ice cream licking controversy that can help here? Gotta listen to find out. BLUE BELL CHALLENGE!!!!Our Reddit question sounds like it could be about masturbation, but it’s not. Can it make you go blind? We sure as hell hope not. Rate and review. Subscribe. Tell your friends. Etc, etc. Celebrate the foreskin!!!!And be sure to check out the classic Y&T video "Summertime Girls"!

Jul 11, 2019
Jul 11, 2019
1 hr 6 min
John Pasicznyk joins the WI boys for more awkward fun. What could go wrong, besides pronunciation of his name?
First reddit is about gum recession and Chinese vape coils. Don't cheap out on your mods, people!
Next up: Hillbilly spaces and the effects of black lights on composite veneers. Spoiler alert: Celtra Duo to the rescue!
Finally: what if you have your wisdom teeth removed and want them back?
And don't forget the Principles of Practice Management Summit in Norf@#k, VA!
