A dental podcast for the AVERAGE dentist. No question is too controversial for Lance Timmerman DMD and his guests. Questions are NOT ”best bonding agent” or ”best impression material.” You know, like ”can I harm my assistant for being annoying?”, or ”how much oral sex is too much after gum grafts?” or even, ”Will my DNA be altered by getting a bone graft from cadaver bone?” The information that ALL dentists need. Where we coined the term ”Bukkake Honor Circle”
Episodes
Wednesday May 15, 2019
Episode 76: HAAAAAAMburger
Wednesday May 15, 2019
Wednesday May 15, 2019
Look people, I don’t mean to toot our own horn but low key, Josh and Lance basically prove quantum theory this week. How, you ask? You’ll have to tune in to find out.Question 1 this week asks how to handle a lab snafu that inconveniences the patient.Question 2 involves a flirty dental assistant who uses Tinder to get new patients for the practice. I see no problem here.Our reddit question tonight leads Josh to ask aloud, again, just how much oral sex is happening out there?!?!?
Wednesday May 08, 2019
Episode 75: The Flash Is A Hygienist
Wednesday May 08, 2019
Wednesday May 08, 2019
Are you ready to have Avengers: End Game spoiled for you? Are you prepared to talk about Thanos’ butt hole? Ever wonder if Ant Man could be into felching? If you answered yes to any of those, you have come to the right place.
Join Josh and Lance as they explore these questions and many more, like what is the best “white coat” for clinical practice?
Also, do hygienists get a day off for lice? Hot take here…deal with your personal hygiene on your own time please.
Our Reddit question this week helps us uncover an enhanced individual who is living and working as a dental hygienist.
Wednesday May 01, 2019
Episode 74: Post Malone DDS
Wednesday May 01, 2019
Wednesday May 01, 2019
Surprise, surprise…Josh is sick again. Because of that, this week will be a mini-sode. Just one Reddit question, but its a doozy.Does a face tattoo preclude you from going to dental school? How many dentists in the USA have a face tattoo? Josh says zero…Lance says 2. Josh then regales Lance with the tale of an urban legend that all the prosthodontists at his dental school had face tattoos. Also, one of them was married to the Donkey Lady. Only one of those is true…guess which one!
Thursday Apr 25, 2019
Episode 73: Diagnosing Dikembe
Thursday Apr 25, 2019
Thursday Apr 25, 2019
Lance and Josh are back at it, refreshed and recharged after a pious, religious and spiritual Easter Holiday. In that vein, the show opens with a frank and open discussion about Arya Stark’s boobs and lady bits. What Thrones character do you least want to see naked. Josh is REALLY into WunWun the giant. M
Advice this week starts with a dentist who doesn’t know how to decorate his office. Lance and Josh talk about the garbage that adorns their walls and give suggestions to Kurt. Josh lands on a NUGGET of great advice for his bare wall issues.
Reddit this week is about kids and brushing. Lance talks about his experience tying his children down with zip ties to brush their teeth. Father of the year over here. Also, don’t be a dick and spoil Avengers: End Game for anyone. That’s just a shitty thing to do.
Wednesday Apr 17, 2019
Episode 72: Isiah Austin
Wednesday Apr 17, 2019
Wednesday Apr 17, 2019
Lance opens the show with his memories of le Cathédrale de Notre Dame on the day of its sad events.Josh reads a question to start from someone who attended one of his lectures and was just a little confused. This is GREAT for Josh’s ego.Josh then discusses a recently lecture where he shit the bed. Not literally, but figuratively, thankfully.Our Reddit tonight comes from a dental patient who is somewhat confused…by everything . They were supposed to do….something…they think. Please help them!
Thursday Apr 11, 2019
Episode 71: Weed Tooth Pain
Thursday Apr 11, 2019
Thursday Apr 11, 2019
Buckle up for MORE WI fun and hilarity. Has dentistry REALLY come to this...?
Josh came to Seattle and yet AGAIN, did not meet up with Lance. I think he is passive/aggressive saying something....
Just 2 questions this week. First, an associate has terrible bedside manner. What DO you DO?
And reddit. Blessed reddit..... Does weed make teeth HURT? How much research should we do....?
Wednesday Apr 03, 2019
Episode 70: Some Real S#!T on RealSelf
Wednesday Apr 03, 2019
Wednesday Apr 03, 2019
Did you enjoy last week’s show? Let episode 70 be your mouthwash.
Lance debuts a new segment this week. Is Invisalign gluten-free?
What kind of jokes does a German dental stand up comedian tell? Could the Joker actually move his face? Imagine doing lower veneers on that keloided lip.
Finally, our Reddit question this week asks the eternal question...should a socket itch? All signs point to no.
Enjoy....and celebrate the foreskin.
Wednesday Mar 27, 2019
Episode 69: The Quickening
Wednesday Mar 27, 2019
Wednesday Mar 27, 2019
It was GOING to happen. It was inevitable. There was NO way to stop it.... Episode 69.
Hide your wife. Hide your kids. Wear waterproof outerwear. The time is now.
How do we handle this? Well, we invite the Queen of Dental Podcasts, THE Girl Boss, back on the show!
What do we talk about?
Stock tips....
Well, that and the obvious.
Check it.
Wednesday Mar 20, 2019
Episode 68: KNEEL BEFORE YOUR DENVER PROSTHODONTIST OVERLORD
Wednesday Mar 20, 2019
Wednesday Mar 20, 2019
The boyz are back, one episode closer to the promised land. This week Lance and Josh break down the advertisement of a rather zealous prosthodontist in Denver. Apparently, prosthodontists never have failures. Who knew!?!! Way to go, prosthodontists!
After dunking on Dr. Anne Fabricius, we would like to extend an invite to her to come on the show and talk about this. We promise it will be fun!
Our Reddit question tonight comes from a user wondering how safe it is to take a bong rip after an implant. Josh then uncovers a treasure trove of hot takes from the question asker. Is uncooked ramen better than cooked ramen? HOT TAKE ALERT!!!!!
Check out the GoFundMe mentioned at bit.ly/sylviagfm. Celebrate the foreskin!!!!!!
Thursday Mar 14, 2019
Episode 67: Take the Shrapnel vs Moose Semen Challenge
Thursday Mar 14, 2019
Thursday Mar 14, 2019
The WI Boyz are back with an all new edition of your favorite dental comedy podcast. Josh opens with a question he has about a temporary hygienist with the dropsies. Who is on the hook?
We also have a question about who pays when a patient’s head matches up against a pano machine? We think you’re screwed, Billy.
Our Reddit tonight asks if his hygienist is a butcher, a masochist or just isn’t that good with a scaler.