A dental podcast for the AVERAGE dentist. No question is too controversial for Lance Timmerman DMD and his guests. Questions are NOT ”best bonding agent” or ”best impression material.” You know, like ”can I harm my assistant for being annoying?”, or ”how much oral sex is too much after gum grafts?” or even, ”Will my DNA be altered by getting a bone graft from cadaver bone?” The information that ALL dentists need. Where we coined the term ”Bukkake Honor Circle”
Episodes
Wednesday Jan 19, 2022
Wednesday Jan 19, 2022
So.... we actually had requests for more. More cowbell? Nope. More Holly.
A mixture of listener requests and online questions, this week is a "sober hodge podge."
It's terrible. Don't even listen. DOWNLOAD it, please. We need the stats. But it isn't worth a listen.
What do we talk about? Well.... you would have to listen to find out....
Thursday Jan 13, 2022
Thursday Jan 13, 2022
So, with just a week before Voices of Dentistry, Holly joins Lance again to vent her spleen. This is a terrible episode. Don't listen.
Ever had a wine named after a murderous dentist?
Lance's own daughter asks about palatal petechiae. Social media thanked her for her service.
If you troll Reddit for patients, is that just changing with the times, or are you a terrible dentist?
Saturday Jan 08, 2022
Saturday Jan 08, 2022
Happy New Year!
What do you do when stars don't align and schedules suck? You make lemonade!
Lance starts with talk about New Years' Eve travel. Don't do it.
For the first time on THIS show, Lance's wife Holly shares HER perspective. Buckle up.
How do you choose a consultant to help acquire/start a practice? Be careful!
How old is TOO old to start a dental career path? 15?
Stay fresh!
Thursday Dec 23, 2021
Thursday Dec 23, 2021
It’s the holiday season, which means great treats and eats for everyone. Who doesn’t love some great chocolate truffles? Josh’s dog Graham certainly does. Which is why Josh ended up at an emergency vet clinic until 2 in the morning.
The boys spend waaaaaaay too long nit picking a great holiday movie. Hey Sam….wanna hear more about how I shagged your mom?
Only one question this week….what do we do with ungrateful patients. I have always thought the spelling of ungrateful was weird. Shouldn’t it be ungreatful?
Anyway, stay fresh and Merry Christmas.
Wednesday Dec 15, 2021
Wednesday Dec 15, 2021
Lance hit up the big city and reminisces on his trip. Nothing is better than NYC at Christmas time.
Advice starts this week with a discussion about office staff gifts. Lance has some old Tivo’s in his garage if you need something last minute.
Should we serve our patients snacks? Is this an Audi service department???
Finally…the subject of regifting. What about regifting a toothbrush? Great idea! Reduce, reuse, recycle!
Wednesday Dec 01, 2021
Wednesday Dec 01, 2021
Who doesn’t love a dental meeting on Thanksgiving weekend? Oh, yeah. Everyone. Nothing better than people sleeping in the front row!
Advice starts this week with a question about a nasty sneezy dentist. Is that mask enough? Do we need a body bag for this patient?
Does getting an implant make you disabled? Maybe it should.
Did you get your Spotify Wrapped? Lance didn’t. Loser.
Stay fresh
Wednesday Nov 24, 2021
Wednesday Nov 24, 2021
We’re back! We took a couple weeks off due to some family things and travel schedules. However, just like your mom’s gravy, we are coming in hot and ready for Thanksgiving.
What are the best ways to heal cavities naturally? How about a bukkake of fermented cod liver oil? Sounds appetizing!
How greedy is a dentist for wanting to spend more time on someone who was 40 minutes late. Total cash grab, amirite? We are thankful for how much we hate patients like this.
Be safe out there, cheese bags.
Wednesday Nov 03, 2021
Wednesday Nov 03, 2021
Wednesday Oct 27, 2021
Wednesday Oct 27, 2021
Tough news today as friend of the show Todd Ehrlich passed away the day we recorded. Josh and Lance reminisce about how great of a man Todd was and with heavy hearts, go on with the show.
Are you a fan of horror movies? What are your top 3? Josh’s favorite horror movie is “She’s Having a Baby.” Do you think Wilma Flintstone is sexy?
What should you do if your orthodontist tries to sell you MLM? What is an Italian MLM? Spaghetti sauce?
Stay fresh. Rest in Power, Todd.
Wednesday Oct 20, 2021
Wednesday Oct 20, 2021
Did you know that weird cyborg reptilian Mark Zuckerberg has a dad? And that dad is a dentist? And he spoke along side Josh at a recent meeting? And he wears sunglasses inside? We didn’t either. Strange man.
Clint Timmerman joins us to dunk on Daddy Suck, followed by a power ranking of Jell-o Flavors. How about chocolate gelatin? Yumm?
Could someone on reddit have Leprosy? Of course they could.
Stay fresh!