A dental podcast for the AVERAGE dentist. No question is too controversial for Lance Timmerman DMD and his guests. Questions are NOT ”best bonding agent” or ”best impression material.” You know, like ”can I harm my assistant for being annoying?”, or ”how much oral sex is too much after gum grafts?” or even, ”Will my DNA be altered by getting a bone graft from cadaver bone?” The information that ALL dentists need. Where we coined the term ”Bukkake Honor Circle”
Episodes
Thursday Dec 23, 2021
Episode 204.1: Full Bellied Joviality
Thursday Dec 23, 2021
Thursday Dec 23, 2021
It’s the holiday season, which means great treats and eats for everyone. Who doesn’t love some great chocolate truffles? Josh’s dog Graham certainly does. Which is why Josh ended up at an emergency vet clinic until 2 in the morning.
The boys spend waaaaaaay too long nit picking a great holiday movie. Hey Sam….wanna hear more about how I shagged your mom?
Only one question this week….what do we do with ungrateful patients. I have always thought the spelling of ungrateful was weird. Shouldn’t it be ungreatful?
Anyway, stay fresh and Merry Christmas.
Wednesday Dec 15, 2021
Episode 203: The Lance Timmerman of Sex Workers
Wednesday Dec 15, 2021
Wednesday Dec 15, 2021
Lance hit up the big city and reminisces on his trip. Nothing is better than NYC at Christmas time.
Advice starts this week with a discussion about office staff gifts. Lance has some old Tivo’s in his garage if you need something last minute.
Should we serve our patients snacks? Is this an Audi service department???
Finally…the subject of regifting. What about regifting a toothbrush? Great idea! Reduce, reuse, recycle!
Wednesday Dec 01, 2021
Episode 202: Dental Nachos for Depression
Wednesday Dec 01, 2021
Wednesday Dec 01, 2021
Who doesn’t love a dental meeting on Thanksgiving weekend? Oh, yeah. Everyone. Nothing better than people sleeping in the front row!
Advice starts this week with a question about a nasty sneezy dentist. Is that mask enough? Do we need a body bag for this patient?
Does getting an implant make you disabled? Maybe it should.
Did you get your Spotify Wrapped? Lance didn’t. Loser.
Stay fresh
Wednesday Nov 24, 2021
Episode 201: He’s Just a Demo Boy
Wednesday Nov 24, 2021
Wednesday Nov 24, 2021
We’re back! We took a couple weeks off due to some family things and travel schedules. However, just like your mom’s gravy, we are coming in hot and ready for Thanksgiving.
What are the best ways to heal cavities naturally? How about a bukkake of fermented cod liver oil? Sounds appetizing!
How greedy is a dentist for wanting to spend more time on someone who was 40 minutes late. Total cash grab, amirite? We are thankful for how much we hate patients like this.
Be safe out there, cheese bags.
Wednesday Nov 03, 2021
Episode 200: WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE THERE IS SAND IN MY MOUTH?
Wednesday Nov 03, 2021
Wednesday Nov 03, 2021
Wednesday Oct 27, 2021
Episode 199: Did Shrek Have Premarital Sex?
Wednesday Oct 27, 2021
Wednesday Oct 27, 2021
Tough news today as friend of the show Todd Ehrlich passed away the day we recorded. Josh and Lance reminisce about how great of a man Todd was and with heavy hearts, go on with the show.
Are you a fan of horror movies? What are your top 3? Josh’s favorite horror movie is “She’s Having a Baby.” Do you think Wilma Flintstone is sexy?
What should you do if your orthodontist tries to sell you MLM? What is an Italian MLM? Spaghetti sauce?
Stay fresh. Rest in Power, Todd.
Wednesday Oct 20, 2021
Episode 198: Daddy Zuck
Wednesday Oct 20, 2021
Wednesday Oct 20, 2021
Did you know that weird cyborg reptilian Mark Zuckerberg has a dad? And that dad is a dentist? And he spoke along side Josh at a recent meeting? And he wears sunglasses inside? We didn’t either. Strange man.
Clint Timmerman joins us to dunk on Daddy Suck, followed by a power ranking of Jell-o Flavors. How about chocolate gelatin? Yumm?
Could someone on reddit have Leprosy? Of course they could.
Stay fresh!
Thursday Oct 07, 2021
Episode 197: Patients Should Shoot Their Shot
Thursday Oct 07, 2021
Thursday Oct 07, 2021
How busy is too busy? How much travel is too much? Is going to Ohio globetrotting? All this and more on tonight’s 60 Minutes.
Should a patient ask a dentist out? Of course she should. Shooters shoot. Now get after it, Larry Bird. Hopefully she looks like Larry Bird. Rawr.
How about being ambidextrous in dentistry? Would it be better to be ambidextrous or amphibious? You make the call.
Peace. Fresh. Bags.
Wednesday Sep 29, 2021
Episode 196: Scolding Pie
Wednesday Sep 29, 2021
Wednesday Sep 29, 2021
Saturday Sep 18, 2021
Episode 195: She Shed the $#IT Flavored Night Guard
Saturday Sep 18, 2021
Saturday Sep 18, 2021
YAPI brings back the She Shed episode. Is it Chichier?
This classic episode starts off with "ads suck", a podcast within a podcast where Josh bitches about ads. Clearly therapy is working.
Question 1, limits to staff benefits. Bigger staff get bigger benefits? Even in times of Covid?
Question 2, dental school notes. Keep them after graduation? Try Legacy box.....
Reddit is about bird shit on a night guard. Tastes great, less filling....