
A dental podcast for the AVERAGE dentist. No question is too controversial for Lance Timmerman DMD and his guests. Questions are NOT ”best bonding agent” or ”best impression material.” You know, like ”can I harm my assistant for being annoying?”, or ”how much oral sex is too much after gum grafts?” or even, ”Will my DNA be altered by getting a bone graft from cadaver bone?” The information that ALL dentists need. Where we coined the term ”Bukkake Honor Circle”
Episodes

Thursday Oct 07, 2021
Episode 197: Patients Should Shoot Their Shot
Thursday Oct 07, 2021
Thursday Oct 07, 2021
How busy is too busy? How much travel is too much? Is going to Ohio globetrotting? All this and more on tonight’s 60 Minutes.
Should a patient ask a dentist out? Of course she should. Shooters shoot. Now get after it, Larry Bird. Hopefully she looks like Larry Bird. Rawr.
How about being ambidextrous in dentistry? Would it be better to be ambidextrous or amphibious? You make the call.
Peace. Fresh. Bags.

Wednesday Sep 29, 2021
Episode 196: Scolding Pie
Wednesday Sep 29, 2021
Wednesday Sep 29, 2021

Saturday Sep 18, 2021
Episode 195: She Shed the $#IT Flavored Night Guard
Saturday Sep 18, 2021
Saturday Sep 18, 2021
YAPI brings back the She Shed episode. Is it Chichier?
This classic episode starts off with "ads suck", a podcast within a podcast where Josh bitches about ads. Clearly therapy is working.
Question 1, limits to staff benefits. Bigger staff get bigger benefits? Even in times of Covid?
Question 2, dental school notes. Keep them after graduation? Try Legacy box.....
Reddit is about bird shit on a night guard. Tastes great, less filling....

Thursday Sep 16, 2021
Episode 194: Edible Underwear Redux
Thursday Sep 16, 2021
Thursday Sep 16, 2021
In this CLASSIC episode (says Gina) Josh shares the story of losing his wallet in Europe (foreshadowing his IDS trip?).
Advice is about hickies on staph members. Lance and Josh STILL have no experience here...
Josh shares how to get rid of a dick of a patient. Bookmark this one.
Finally, "raincoats" in a pedo office.

Thursday Sep 09, 2021
Episode 193: Fancy Like Trailer Trash
Thursday Sep 09, 2021
Thursday Sep 09, 2021
FOOTBALL IS BACK….and so is REMEMBERING SOME GUYS! All your favorites are here. Christian Okoye. Jeff Hostetler, Kevin Mack. All guys. All remembered.
Did you know that commercials madden Josh? Especially ones with shitty songs about taking your significant other on a date to Applebee's. Have some self respect, ladies. Please do not let men get away with this.
Advice is a listener question about an associate who is always late. Lets steal his kidney. Wait a second…that’s Lance’s answer to EVERYTHING.
Keep it fancy like…

Wednesday Sep 01, 2021
Episode 192: Spirograph of S#!T
Wednesday Sep 01, 2021
Wednesday Sep 01, 2021
Josh is back this week, but comes back impressed with Gina’s performance as co-host. How crazy of a trip to California can Josh create? Hold his beer and find out. Should “red eye” flights include weed? We think yes!
Advice starts this week with a question from one of our hosts. Should he take it personally? Always. Is he terrible? Of course. Spiral away, Goode!
Should a dentist live in his office? Only if they want every patient to know where they take a dump and rub one out. And what do you do about Sunday emergencies? Take one in the rear, that’s what.
Peace out. Don’t slit your wrists after hearing this weeks song.

Wednesday Aug 18, 2021
Episode 190: Dixar Kid’s Movies
Wednesday Aug 18, 2021
Wednesday Aug 18, 2021
WI is back, just like this COVID glow up…annoying and preventable.
Is there anything better than a couple nights of fine dining in NYC? Mmmm! Sbarro!
Advice starts with a question from a Chiropractor listener! Ring a ding ding! Let’s kill some patients with 1980’s action movie kill moves.
Why do dental offices tell lunch to fuck off? Straight cash homie. Don’t you wanna make bonus?
Is Coldplay good? What do you think Gwyneth Paltrow/s vagina candle smells like? Does Chris Martin know. What about Cathy from the comic strip? Ack!

Wednesday Aug 11, 2021
Episode 189: Dental Whores
Wednesday Aug 11, 2021
Wednesday Aug 11, 2021
What do you do if a practice sale falls thru, but the staff quits ANYWAY? There’s no crying in the dental office…..
WI have decided that we have a price for EVERYTHING. You can’t treat my staff poorly, but feel free to abuse Lance or Josh…. For a FEE….
How dangerous are M&M peanuts? Can you sue Mars? The planet?
Do you make a nice temp bridge if a tooth have been missing for years, or just individual single unit temps? Are you STOOPID?
Stay fresh!

Wednesday Aug 04, 2021
Episode 188: Dental Hygizz
Wednesday Aug 04, 2021
Wednesday Aug 04, 2021

Wednesday Jul 28, 2021
Episode 187: Vinegar Strokes Syndrome
Wednesday Jul 28, 2021
Wednesday Jul 28, 2021
Do you have Olympic Fever? Are you into watching Ariarne Titmus swim? You should be! That's one exciting Titmus!
It’s time for another 5 minute story. This one justifies Josh’s divorce! A delight for the entire family.
Advice starts tonight with a question about a “grandpa” FFS practice. Who are you calling, Grandpa, sonny? Should you kill yourself just for free Implant Pathways tuition?
What should you do if you smell vinegar all the time? Sounds like someone has the strokes.
Finally, how do you handle locking in a denture. If it were us, we would drown the memory in bourbon and move to another state.
Stay fresh!