A dental podcast for the AVERAGE dentist. No question is too controversial for Lance Timmerman DMD and his guests. Questions are NOT ”best bonding agent” or ”best impression material.” You know, like ”can I harm my assistant for being annoying?”, or ”how much oral sex is too much after gum grafts?” or even, ”Will my DNA be altered by getting a bone graft from cadaver bone?” The information that ALL dentists need. Where we coined the term ”Bukkake Honor Circle”
Episodes
Thursday Sep 16, 2021
Thursday Sep 16, 2021
In this CLASSIC episode (says Gina) Josh shares the story of losing his wallet in Europe (foreshadowing his IDS trip?).
Advice is about hickies on staph members. Lance and Josh STILL have no experience here...
Josh shares how to get rid of a dick of a patient. Bookmark this one.
Finally, "raincoats" in a pedo office.
Thursday Sep 09, 2021
Thursday Sep 09, 2021
FOOTBALL IS BACK….and so is REMEMBERING SOME GUYS! All your favorites are here. Christian Okoye. Jeff Hostetler, Kevin Mack. All guys. All remembered.
Did you know that commercials madden Josh? Especially ones with shitty songs about taking your significant other on a date to Applebee's. Have some self respect, ladies. Please do not let men get away with this.
Advice is a listener question about an associate who is always late. Lets steal his kidney. Wait a second…that’s Lance’s answer to EVERYTHING.
Keep it fancy like…
Wednesday Sep 01, 2021
Wednesday Sep 01, 2021
Josh is back this week, but comes back impressed with Gina’s performance as co-host. How crazy of a trip to California can Josh create? Hold his beer and find out. Should “red eye” flights include weed? We think yes!
Advice starts this week with a question from one of our hosts. Should he take it personally? Always. Is he terrible? Of course. Spiral away, Goode!
Should a dentist live in his office? Only if they want every patient to know where they take a dump and rub one out. And what do you do about Sunday emergencies? Take one in the rear, that’s what.
Peace out. Don’t slit your wrists after hearing this weeks song.
Wednesday Aug 18, 2021
Wednesday Aug 18, 2021
WI is back, just like this COVID glow up…annoying and preventable.
Is there anything better than a couple nights of fine dining in NYC? Mmmm! Sbarro!
Advice starts with a question from a Chiropractor listener! Ring a ding ding! Let’s kill some patients with 1980’s action movie kill moves.
Why do dental offices tell lunch to fuck off? Straight cash homie. Don’t you wanna make bonus?
Is Coldplay good? What do you think Gwyneth Paltrow/s vagina candle smells like? Does Chris Martin know. What about Cathy from the comic strip? Ack!
Wednesday Aug 11, 2021
Wednesday Aug 11, 2021
What do you do if a practice sale falls thru, but the staff quits ANYWAY? There’s no crying in the dental office…..
WI have decided that we have a price for EVERYTHING. You can’t treat my staff poorly, but feel free to abuse Lance or Josh…. For a FEE….
How dangerous are M&M peanuts? Can you sue Mars? The planet?
Do you make a nice temp bridge if a tooth have been missing for years, or just individual single unit temps? Are you STOOPID?
Stay fresh!
Wednesday Aug 04, 2021
Wednesday Aug 04, 2021
Wednesday Jul 28, 2021
Wednesday Jul 28, 2021
Do you have Olympic Fever? Are you into watching Ariarne Titmus swim? You should be! That's one exciting Titmus!
It’s time for another 5 minute story. This one justifies Josh’s divorce! A delight for the entire family.
Advice starts tonight with a question about a “grandpa” FFS practice. Who are you calling, Grandpa, sonny? Should you kill yourself just for free Implant Pathways tuition?
What should you do if you smell vinegar all the time? Sounds like someone has the strokes.
Finally, how do you handle locking in a denture. If it were us, we would drown the memory in bourbon and move to another state.
Stay fresh!
Thursday Jul 22, 2021
Thursday Jul 22, 2021
Sorry we are late, but you’ll enjoy this one. It will be worth the wait, we promise. We start with a new segment…Five Minute Story. Josh wrote a story in 5 minutes and reads it. He then challenges Lance to it as well. Tune in the next couple of weeks to hear his!
We have one question tonight and it is a doozy. What do you do when you accidentally send your dentist a nude photo? Yeah, we told you it would be worth the wait.
Stay fresh!
Wednesday Jul 14, 2021
Wednesday Jul 14, 2021
Josh is back from West Hollywood and his trip with another man. Hell yeah. Should you sit front row at a comedy show? Hell no.
Advice starts this week with a question about selling from Germany. Stop selling. Start co discovering. I mean how hard should it be to convince someone who loves German scheisse porn that they need a crown? C'mon.
What should you do if you are fully vaccinated but still scared of getting COVID at the dentist? How about never go to a dentist ever again?
Don’t worry, you won’t be missed. Peace.
Wednesday Jul 07, 2021
Wednesday Jul 07, 2021
A little rain can’t dampen this WI parade….how should Josh prank tweet Howard Farran? Do you think he has Prince Albert in a can?
Advice this week focuses on a dentist who tried to hypnotize a patient and ask if they flogged the dolphin. Toughest of looks….
Stay fresh and for the love of god, DO NOT HYPNOTIZE YOUR PATIENTS.