A dental podcast for the AVERAGE dentist. No question is too controversial for Lance Timmerman DMD and his guests. Questions are NOT ”best bonding agent” or ”best impression material.” You know, like ”can I harm my assistant for being annoying?”, or ”how much oral sex is too much after gum grafts?” or even, ”Will my DNA be altered by getting a bone graft from cadaver bone?” The information that ALL dentists need. Where we coined the term ”Bukkake Honor Circle”
Episodes
Wednesday Jun 30, 2021
Wednesday Jun 16, 2021
Wednesday Jun 16, 2021
Josh kicks off the show lamenting his weekend of speaking at AGD in Austin. We’re lucky he still has a voice. Or are we? Does anyone have any hand pieces we could borrow?
Advice starts this week with a question about a clitoral boner. Is that such a thing? And what do you do when you get one from your dentist?
Do you have a crown remade anytime it touches the floor? Fake it that you remake it.
Keep that freshness locked in.
Wednesday Jun 09, 2021
Wednesday Jun 09, 2021
The hunt for the Texas hat is over. Guess what? It is no longer being made. Of course.
Josh whines about his AGD 2021 commitments while Lance volunteers to help. Sucker.
Should a dentist force a patient to do Invisalign even though they don’t want to? Yeah, that sounds like a pleasant 8 months of forced dental treatment. Just what we like to see on our schedules.
Where can a patient find articulating foil to buy online. Can they smoke it to get high?
Punk rock never dies. Except when it does as punk rockers age. Turn up the hearing aides, old man.
Wednesday Jun 02, 2021
Wednesday Jun 02, 2021
Josh and Lance are back for more tomfoolery. Shenanigans, if you will....
And I will....
Are you into action figures? Can't call them dolls anymore.... Has your search history tagged you for odd purchase options? Motorhead is awesome....
Is holiday travel a good idea or a necessary evil?
How religiously inclusive is your dental office? Is the mark of the beast standard for your staff?
How long does it take to get a retainer back from a lab? How terrible was YOUR orthodontic education?
Fresh.....
Wednesday May 26, 2021
Wednesday May 26, 2021
Welcome back to the cover boy show! How would you like to hear all about Josh….in third grade first person style! Just check out this month’s Shavano Living Magazine. It is flying off the shelves.
Did you catch that lunar eclipse on Wednesday? Was it actually just a bare ass staring back at you?
What should you do when you get mistaken for a congressman? We think you should market your implant dentistry.
Have you ever heard of a magic retainer that causes apnea? From the makers of Jack’s magic beans!
Is Ireland a place? Is it a country? Is it a state of mind? Who the fuck knows.
Stay fresh. Peace.
Wednesday May 19, 2021
Wednesday May 19, 2021
Have you ever housed an entire package of Oreos for dinner? Someone in the Austin household has. Guess who?!?
Lance’s license plate is apparently involved in many crimes around the Pacific Northwest.
Advice starts this week with a discussion about our own expectations of ourselves. How does Instagram fuck that up?
How bad has dental education shit the bed? The answer is a lot to both of those questions.
Can you tell when your patients do cocaine? God damn I said god damn.
Cocaine always makes you look cool.
Stay fresh, coke heads.
Saturday May 15, 2021
Saturday May 15, 2021
We’re late. Its time to take a pee test. Let’s hope we’re not having a pod baby.
Anyway….Lance did a big case and then his ass hurt afterwards. What could that mean? Pucker factor of 10!
Josh is getting another car. Too bad there’s a damned gas crisis going on.
One question tonight that leads to many. Should a dentist get a sleeve of tattoos? Have you ever lacerated a floor of mouth? No? Oh then you must have not prepped many crowns there, Dr. Perfect. Lah dee dah.
Anyway….we hope you like diet soda and 30 year old white rock bands. Peace.
Wednesday May 05, 2021
Wednesday May 05, 2021
Relax, you thirsty mofos. We just took a week off. But we are back this week with even more non-sense. Josh is apparently turning into his mother. Apparently Lance is too, later in the show.
Why are temp hygienists always left handed? Why do they think they are the emcee of the Tonight Show?
This week we deep dive on one users Reddit history. Basically because of one question. Maybe the wildest question in the history of the show. You gotta listen to hear this!
Wednesday Apr 21, 2021
Wednesday Apr 21, 2021
Josh is hiding from social media again, so Clint fills in! Yes, he's no Josh. Who is....?
If you discipline a patient for being late (late fee, etc), how do you handle them complaining when YOU are late? Passive aggressive? Confrontational? Hide?
Ever seen the movie "Fake Famous"? What do you think about fake dental influencers? If you JUST graduated, CAN you be relevant?
Stay fresh....
Wednesday Apr 14, 2021
Wednesday Apr 14, 2021
WI just can't quit you....
How many pro golfers names sound like female body parts? Start a list....
Josh is back doing LIVE CE and finding out just how much he really sucks. Not as much as Lance....
Questions start with dentist bedside manner. Why do we suck? Should cultural sensitivity be a freshman DS class?
Redditor asks about music in the office. Does the dentist choose? Is it a "deal breaker"?
Stay fresh....