A dental podcast for the AVERAGE dentist. No question is too controversial for Lance Timmerman DMD and his guests. Questions are NOT ”best bonding agent” or ”best impression material.” You know, like ”can I harm my assistant for being annoying?”, or ”how much oral sex is too much after gum grafts?” or even, ”Will my DNA be altered by getting a bone graft from cadaver bone?” The information that ALL dentists need. Where we coined the term ”Bukkake Honor Circle”
Episodes
Wednesday Dec 11, 2019
Wednesday Dec 11, 2019
What sucks worse than Christmas music? Christmas shoes. It sucks. It sucks HARD.... Josh explains....
WI start questions with: Are ultrasonic scalers for home use a good idea? Well, are DIY vasectomies a smart choice...?
Second up: Before having ALL your teeth pulled, should there be a plan? Can you trade fellatio for dental implants?
Finally, is mustard a teeth staining problem? What if it is stone ground?
Stay fresh, cheese bags....!
Wednesday Dec 04, 2019
Wednesday Dec 04, 2019
We hope you all had an amazing Thanksgiving! Now that we are all fat and back to work, its back to WI.
Josh tells Lance about how many amazing things happened to him at Greater New York. Obi Wan Kenobi had shitty teeth. Could he have intruded them himself with his Jedi powers? Probably better than tip edge ortho tbh.
What do you do when an employee quits to work for another office. Do they still let her come to the Christmas Party? Do you still pay for her CE? Do you enjoy having women walk all over you???
What would you do with a TA during the end of the world? Ice skate to the face? Will dentists become the most important people once society breaks down? Let us hope so.
Wednesday Nov 27, 2019
Wednesday Nov 27, 2019
The show opens today with some discussion about a teenage problem that Josh has. Might not be what you’re thinking. The boys then rank their top 5 Thanksgiving foods. Relish tray FTW!!!!
Advice starts this week about working on the fam. Should you send them to collections? There might be a better way. Judge Judy glow up, people!
Have you ever shagged in one of your dental chairs? Cmmon. We know you have. Just admit it. Just wipe it down with Cavicide when you’re done.
Happy Thanksgiving, Cheese Bags!!!
Wednesday Nov 20, 2019
Wednesday Nov 20, 2019
What do you do when your lab runs out of porcelain? How about a happy little landing strip of metal?
Who is a bigger sex toy expert than Tim Ferris? No one!!!! Find out what one of his favorites is! Hopefully it’s waterproof!
Download. Subscribe. Rate. Review. Share. WE LOVE YOU, CHEESE BAGS!
Wednesday Nov 13, 2019
Wednesday Nov 13, 2019
How can Josh and Lance raise their collective looks average from a 5? Add a 10, of course! The lovely ”Toothlife”Irene Iancu joins the show to talk about rose gold tooth jewelry and Canadian snack foods. Are ketchup chips good? Somewhat. Is there a better mixer for alcohol than clams? Obviously not.
Advice this week starts with a question about home made mouthwash. What would Mr. Worldwide, Pitbull do?
Sometimes the unthinkable happens, like you use another rando’s toothbrush. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? We recommend burning the house down.
Finally, a rare form of gum disease leaves Irene, Lance and Josh wondering....is ANUG afoot. Better curse in Romanian just to be safe.
Stay fresh cheese bags.
Thursday Nov 07, 2019
Thursday Nov 07, 2019
You survived the 100th Episode Spectacular and you’re back for more garbage. We commend you. This week we find out that Josh is great at bitching about first world problems. DENTISTS ARE OUT THERE STRUGGLING, JOSH….AND YOU ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT AIRLINE DELAYS. Get it together, son. How much is a photo op with Anissa Holmes worth? Lance might pay $100. Josh would easily drop $10,000 for this once in a lifetime opportunity. Who would you rather have a photo with…Anissa Holmes or Donald Trump. At us on social to let us know. We would love to hear the results of this poll.
Advice this week starts off with Forrest Gump asking if he can be a dentist. Sure. Why not? Become an orthodontist. They don’t do shit anyway.
How do you handle a perforated sinus? Turns out Josh and Lance do it differently. Should you tell the patient?
Was dental school a bitch for you? Yeah, us too. A dental student writes in having some doubts. Turns out he’s going to be alright, alright, alright.
Thursday Oct 31, 2019
Thursday Oct 31, 2019
You guys have put up with over 100 hours of this shit? Wow! Thank you!!!!! Today, we have a real treat for you...our queen, Dr. Gina Dorfman. We reminisce about our favorite show moments over the past 100 weeks, but we save some time for new advice. Don’t worry your pretty little faces.
How much does vaping affect plaque build up? Does pulling out thick clouds of cotton stain your teeth? Since it feels like the name of the show could be the Oral Sex and Vaping Podcast, this Redditor came to the right place.
How do you handle patients that want dentistry made to order their way. Do you want to be the Burger King of dentistry?
Finally, we finish on a very WI-centric question...How do you hold the suction?
Celebrate the foreskin. Stay fresh, you cheese bags. Thank you for 100 episodes and here’s to 100 more.
Thursday Oct 24, 2019
Thursday Oct 24, 2019
Thursday Oct 17, 2019
Thursday Oct 17, 2019
Josh and Lance are joined by The Denture King himself, Russell Schafer. Dr. Schafer has a denture course coming up in NOLA. Go….go to the course. Learn about gothic arch tracing devices. Get loaded. Have some gumbo. You won’t regret it.
We re-examine an old question…the guy that made the denture himself. A true WI Legend. Everyone is impressed by this guy and his ingenuity.
The guys then address what are the newest technologies in dentures, like green stick compound.
Finally, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A MEANIE!!!!! Oh yeah, ignore the bulimia. If you don’t, you are a meanie. You get the energy you give, gurlllllll.
For more info on Russel's denture course: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/dentures-fit-bite-and-smile-tickets-69489339485
Thursday Oct 10, 2019
Thursday Oct 10, 2019
The WI Boyz drop a new segment this week...The Hottest Take, where one of the hosts fires off a controversial opinion and then makes their case. This week, one meal of the day is bullshit. Which one? You have a 1 in 3 chance of getting it right, 25% if you love Taco Bell.
Advice starts with a question about patients selling crap to dental offices. Need a candle? No?? Shut up and buy one anyway. What’s the best Yankee Candle Scent anyway? We think it’s Jamaican Lace Cheekies, but that’s just us.
Have you heard the good news about dental research? Well, hear it here first. A video gamer has all the dirty details you need to put us out of business
Don’t be a Wailin’ Jenny..rate and review. 5 Stars!!!