
A dental podcast for the AVERAGE dentist. No question is too controversial for Lance Timmerman DMD and his guests. Questions are NOT ”best bonding agent” or ”best impression material.” You know, like ”can I harm my assistant for being annoying?”, or ”how much oral sex is too much after gum grafts?” or even, ”Will my DNA be altered by getting a bone graft from cadaver bone?” The information that ALL dentists need. Where we coined the term ”Bukkake Honor Circle”
Episodes

Nov 20, 2019
Nov 20, 2019
1 hr 4 min
What do you do when your lab runs out of porcelain? How about a happy little landing strip of metal?
Who is a bigger sex toy expert than Tim Ferris? No one!!!! Find out what one of his favorites is! Hopefully it’s waterproof!
Download. Subscribe. Rate. Review. Share. WE LOVE YOU, CHEESE BAGS!

Nov 13, 2019
Nov 13, 2019
1 hr 14 min
How can Josh and Lance raise their collective looks average from a 5? Add a 10, of course! The lovely ”Toothlife”Irene Iancu joins the show to talk about rose gold tooth jewelry and Canadian snack foods. Are ketchup chips good? Somewhat. Is there a better mixer for alcohol than clams? Obviously not.
Advice this week starts with a question about home made mouthwash. What would Mr. Worldwide, Pitbull do?
Sometimes the unthinkable happens, like you use another rando’s toothbrush. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? We recommend burning the house down.
Finally, a rare form of gum disease leaves Irene, Lance and Josh wondering....is ANUG afoot. Better curse in Romanian just to be safe.
Stay fresh cheese bags.

Nov 7, 2019
Nov 7, 2019
1 hr 3 min
You survived the 100th Episode Spectacular and you’re back for more garbage. We commend you. This week we find out that Josh is great at bitching about first world problems. DENTISTS ARE OUT THERE STRUGGLING, JOSH….AND YOU ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT AIRLINE DELAYS. Get it together, son. How much is a photo op with Anissa Holmes worth? Lance might pay $100. Josh would easily drop $10,000 for this once in a lifetime opportunity. Who would you rather have a photo with…Anissa Holmes or Donald Trump. At us on social to let us know. We would love to hear the results of this poll.
Advice this week starts off with Forrest Gump asking if he can be a dentist. Sure. Why not? Become an orthodontist. They don’t do shit anyway.
How do you handle a perforated sinus? Turns out Josh and Lance do it differently. Should you tell the patient?
Was dental school a bitch for you? Yeah, us too. A dental student writes in having some doubts. Turns out he’s going to be alright, alright, alright.

Oct 31, 2019
Oct 31, 2019
1 hr 7 min
You guys have put up with over 100 hours of this shit? Wow! Thank you!!!!! Today, we have a real treat for you...our queen, Dr. Gina Dorfman. We reminisce about our favorite show moments over the past 100 weeks, but we save some time for new advice. Don’t worry your pretty little faces.
How much does vaping affect plaque build up? Does pulling out thick clouds of cotton stain your teeth? Since it feels like the name of the show could be the Oral Sex and Vaping Podcast, this Redditor came to the right place.
How do you handle patients that want dentistry made to order their way. Do you want to be the Burger King of dentistry?
Finally, we finish on a very WI-centric question...How do you hold the suction?
Celebrate the foreskin. Stay fresh, you cheese bags. Thank you for 100 episodes and here’s to 100 more.

Oct 24, 2019
Oct 24, 2019
1 hr 26 sec

Oct 17, 2019
Oct 17, 2019
59 min
Josh and Lance are joined by The Denture King himself, Russell Schafer. Dr. Schafer has a denture course coming up in NOLA. Go….go to the course. Learn about gothic arch tracing devices. Get loaded. Have some gumbo. You won’t regret it.
We re-examine an old question…the guy that made the denture himself. A true WI Legend. Everyone is impressed by this guy and his ingenuity.
The guys then address what are the newest technologies in dentures, like green stick compound.
Finally, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A MEANIE!!!!! Oh yeah, ignore the bulimia. If you don’t, you are a meanie. You get the energy you give, gurlllllll.
For more info on Russel's denture course: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/dentures-fit-bite-and-smile-tickets-69489339485

Oct 10, 2019
Oct 10, 2019
52 min
The WI Boyz drop a new segment this week...The Hottest Take, where one of the hosts fires off a controversial opinion and then makes their case. This week, one meal of the day is bullshit. Which one? You have a 1 in 3 chance of getting it right, 25% if you love Taco Bell.
Advice starts with a question about patients selling crap to dental offices. Need a candle? No?? Shut up and buy one anyway. What’s the best Yankee Candle Scent anyway? We think it’s Jamaican Lace Cheekies, but that’s just us.
Have you heard the good news about dental research? Well, hear it here first. A video gamer has all the dirty details you need to put us out of business
Don’t be a Wailin’ Jenny..rate and review. 5 Stars!!!

Oct 3, 2019
Oct 3, 2019
55 min
Did you ever think you’d need to remember malaria from sophomore year Microbiology? Well apparently you do and also there’s basically nothing to do but lay back and relax. Should young African American adults be into 3 Doors Down? These are the questions that need answering, Alex Toussaint!
The first question tonight is about a dentist who tried to drill his son’s girlfriend. He certainly drilled her. Drilled her. Screwed her. Perfed her and then sent her a bill How would you have handled this? Probably way better than this guy did.
The second question tonight is about the best prime number of times per day to floss. You’ll be surprised at the answer. Stay fresh cheese bags!

Sep 26, 2019
Sep 26, 2019
1 hr 7 min
Can the guys spend 25 minutes talking about new Lay’s flavors? You bet your ass they can. Is this a potato chip podcast? No. Does this stop them? Also no. Enjoy the potato chip eating ASMR….or don’t. Chips are awesome.
Advice this week is from two Reddit questions. That's right…more chips this week and one less question. Deal with it.
Question 1 asks should a patient pull their own tooth. Is there a zombie outbreak? No? Ok cool then maybe not pull your own tooth.
The second Reddit question asks what to do when they get a fingernail stuck down in their sulcus. Subscribe Rate and review. Celebrate the Babadook’s sexuality. Most importantly, enjoy this week’s episode!

Sep 19, 2019
Sep 19, 2019
1 hr 4 min
It’s time for more WI! Lucky you! Josh is STILL jet lagged from his brief sojourn to London town, and he was NOT as impressed as Lance with their culinary efforts… What do YOU think? Holly protests with a smoke alarm during the recording….
Questions start with a listener email about firing an assistant that has a big case of the “whoops”…. If they drop stuff, should you fire them BEFORE they destroy your iTero?
First reddit asks if they can remove their ortho brackets themselves. DIY ortho… What could go wrong?
Final reddit: HOW are dental implants safe? Aren’t ALL metals evil? They are closer to the blood…! Might be a meridian issue…..
