A dental podcast for the AVERAGE dentist. No question is too controversial for Lance Timmerman DMD and his guests. Questions are NOT ”best bonding agent” or ”best impression material.” You know, like ”can I harm my assistant for being annoying?”, or ”how much oral sex is too much after gum grafts?” or even, ”Will my DNA be altered by getting a bone graft from cadaver bone?” The information that ALL dentists need. Where we coined the term ”Bukkake Honor Circle”
Episodes
Feb 12, 2020
Feb 12, 2020
55 min
Josh is back this week as he recounts his experience at VoD. Lance touts how much he loves the XFL and his new favorite team, the Seattle whats-it-called.
Advice starts this week with a question about a dentist’s husbands tooth brush. Sticking it up a butt should help. Obvs.
According to Reddit, “Dentist offices are stupid.” Should we have separate but equal water fountains for smart and stupid people? Maybe so. Stay fresh.
Feb 9, 2020
Feb 9, 2020
56 min
Lance's daughter Bianca helps host this very special episode of Blossom... er... WI..... If you missed Josh at Voices of Dentistry, fret no more. You can hear it HERE.....!
Jan 29, 2020
Jan 29, 2020
56 min
Did you go to VOD? No? You missed out. You should go next year because it was AWESOME. Listen on as Lance bashes Kobe. Jerk.
Advice starts with a question about swallowing….mouthwash. Is it okay or is it better to spit? You make the call!
Next up, what the hell is night water? Do you know because we didn’t. No matter what, it doesn’t sound good.
Finally, have you ever heard of a Venlay? Do you like hearing about Lance’s beefs with other dentists? If so, then this is the question for you, cheese bags. Stay fresh!
Jan 22, 2020
Jan 22, 2020
55 min
Are you ready to remember some football guys? Well, we don’t care if you are or not because WE ARE GOING TO REMEMBER SOME FOOTBALL GUYS, DAMNIT. These are good guys and they need to be remembered.
Advice starts this week with a question about the ol’ reliable 2:30 joke. Have you ever heard it? Of course you have. Because you are in the dental field. No one in the dental field has NOT heard that joke. What a faker.
Advice ends this week with a deep dive on boofing. How did we get there? We don’t know. How did we get out of it? Again, no idea. But somehow we survived and we pledge to make boofing great again.
Jan 15, 2020
Jan 15, 2020
56 min
Still riding high from our New Year's resolutions, WI return for more hi-jinx. Congrats to the Tigers for winning the NCAA football national championship, that high quality H2O does a body good. Go 'Hawks.
First question is from a boyfriend of a girl that has perfect teeth due to NO effort on her part. Genetics? Hygiene in secret? Speakeasy therapy?
Reddit! number two: Are placing breath mints in the buccal vestibule a viable alternative to chewing tobacco? Is sloughing tissue something to worry about?
Stay fresh, cheezebags!
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Jan 8, 2020
Jan 8, 2020
59 min
The WI Boys are back in town after a short hiatus. What are their New Years Resolutions? Funny you should ask….
Advice starts this week with a question about an Invisalign allergy. Should we test every person for every possible thing to see if they’re allergic? I’m allergic to this patient.
Have you ever done any dental work to a corpse? No, not Steven Tyler…an actual corpse? Have you heard the urban legend of the morgue denture delivery?
Can gingiva scar? Can it scar from a “popcorn husky?” Did Star Wars make any sense? We’re all confused. Stay fresh.
Dec 18, 2019
Dec 18, 2019
57 min
What's your top 5 Christmas Movies? Is Die Hard one of them? No? It should be.
Advice starts this week with a schizophrenic dentist having whole damn conversations with him self. Should Vin Sculley be doing the play by play instead? You know the answer.
An amateur dentist looks for help. You got any solid YouTube videos to help a brother out? Michigan has his back.
Can you value size your sutures? Is more better? When it comes to sutures and Lance, the answer is definitely no.
Merry Christmas, cheese bags and to all a happy foreskin.
Dec 11, 2019
Dec 11, 2019
55 min
What sucks worse than Christmas music? Christmas shoes. It sucks. It sucks HARD.... Josh explains....
WI start questions with: Are ultrasonic scalers for home use a good idea? Well, are DIY vasectomies a smart choice...?
Second up: Before having ALL your teeth pulled, should there be a plan? Can you trade fellatio for dental implants?
Finally, is mustard a teeth staining problem? What if it is stone ground?
Stay fresh, cheese bags....!
Dec 4, 2019
Dec 4, 2019
53 min
We hope you all had an amazing Thanksgiving! Now that we are all fat and back to work, its back to WI.
Josh tells Lance about how many amazing things happened to him at Greater New York. Obi Wan Kenobi had shitty teeth. Could he have intruded them himself with his Jedi powers? Probably better than tip edge ortho tbh.
What do you do when an employee quits to work for another office. Do they still let her come to the Christmas Party? Do you still pay for her CE? Do you enjoy having women walk all over you???
What would you do with a TA during the end of the world? Ice skate to the face? Will dentists become the most important people once society breaks down? Let us hope so.
Nov 27, 2019
Nov 27, 2019
56 min
The show opens today with some discussion about a teenage problem that Josh has. Might not be what you’re thinking. The boys then rank their top 5 Thanksgiving foods. Relish tray FTW!!!!
Advice starts this week about working on the fam. Should you send them to collections? There might be a better way. Judge Judy glow up, people!
Have you ever shagged in one of your dental chairs? Cmmon. We know you have. Just admit it. Just wipe it down with Cavicide when you’re done.
Happy Thanksgiving, Cheese Bags!!!