A dental podcast for the AVERAGE dentist. No question is too controversial for Lance Timmerman DMD and his guests. Questions are NOT ”best bonding agent” or ”best impression material.” You know, like ”can I harm my assistant for being annoying?”, or ”how much oral sex is too much after gum grafts?” or even, ”Will my DNA be altered by getting a bone graft from cadaver bone?” The information that ALL dentists need. Where we coined the term ”Bukkake Honor Circle”
Episodes
Thursday Feb 11, 2021
Thursday Feb 11, 2021
Are you stuck in webinar hell? Josh is! Tune in to see him squirm!!!
Did you sleep through the Super Bowl? Yeah, us too. Snooze fest. Tom Brady is a robot. A robot who nailed Giselle.
Our first question is about DIY braces. Josh could not bond on brackets to save his life, so lets just trust an EFDA from Atlanta to do it.
Our second question is the eternal debate…which dentist is more trustworthy? The busy one or the slow one? Boy….realtors are dumb, aren’t they.
Ventura Highway forever!
Wednesday Feb 03, 2021
Wednesday Feb 03, 2021
Did you check out Virtual Seattle Study Club Symposium? If so, you would have caught Josh pulling a Winnie the Pooh and wearing a shirt with no pants. Maybe we can act it out live next year!
Have you ever had lunch with Gordon Christensen at a Burger King? If so, be sure to bring some baby aspirin.
Advice starts this week with a question about grilled out aligners. You know who would be into that?? Richard E. Richards from Pig Suckle Tits, Georgia!
What do you owe a patient whom you left a cord in? Half your belongings? An hour alone with your wife? A butt fuck behind a dumpster? Shouldn’t they have been able to predict this anyway with all those sick tarot card skills? Yeah, about that…..
stay fresh.
Wednesday Jan 27, 2021
Wednesday Jan 27, 2021
Join us this week as Josh operates on literally 1 hour of sleep. Why? Why on Earth would he be up all night? A baby? Nope. Medical emergency? Nope. Severe weather event? Nope. His dog was needy. Seriously. White people shit.
Advice goes just one question deep….why do dentists suck at communicating? Specifically why do dentists suck at communicating about caries to teenagers? Yeah…that’s the question. Pick your nose up off the TikTok bro and maybe you would catch some anticipatory guidance.
If you’re a cheesebag, you should stay fresh.
Thursday Jan 21, 2021
Thursday Jan 21, 2021
Time to call FIve-O because Josh has a weird asshole that won’t leave his office. Would you have called the PoPo? If not, you’re wrong.
How do you feel about tooth jewelry? Should Lance get a Skyce?
What do you when a good patient ends up with a hack because of insurance? Take one on the chin….thats what. Just pretend that you’re the hack. Flip it and reverse it!
Should we verify the service dog credentials of service dogs that do service dog work for our patients that need service dogs? How many times can one question have the phrase service dog? Service dog.
Finally….do we need to rub the pope’s urine on implants before we restore them? Yes. Absolutely we do.
Stay fresh, cheese bags.
Thursday Jan 14, 2021
Thursday Jan 14, 2021
Do you love watching children cry? If so, we have the perfect television show for you!
Join us as Lance proceeds to weep for another lost Seahawks season.
Should Lance be a friendly neighbor? If so, should he piss on the floor first?
Is it within a patient’s right to request a male hygienist? What about a straight male hygienist? Or a hygienist whose favorite color is orange? Where does it stop? It stops with atheism….that's where.
Can an amalgam cause interference with a hearing aide? One dumb asshole thinks so! Thanks, Reddit!
We love fresh cheese bags.
Friday Jan 08, 2021
Friday Jan 08, 2021
Josh got to do an actual real life live lecture on Thursday. His biggest fan left half way through. Any guesses who that might have been? We get another chance at America’s least favorite game…remembering some guys. This time…hockey guys. No one fucking remembers 1991 hockey guys.
One advice question this week. It’s from Josh, so you know its going to be a train wreck. Are there good places to commit suicide near San Antonio? Are the woods the same thing as a forest? Inquiring minds want to know.
Stay fresh, lunatic cheese bags. Happy 2021! We hope your year got off to a better start than either Josh or Lance’s!
Tuesday Dec 29, 2020
Tuesday Dec 29, 2020
Hey, what do you know? Josh is back and ready to complain. This time about organized dentistry’s response to getting dentists vaccinated. Go out there and fight for yourselves, dentists. Because the ADA and your state association are not going to fight for you. "We just gotta get it on our own…working all night traffic on the way home and my uncle calling me like where you at. I gave you the keys told you bring it right back.” -Drake
Advice starts tonight with a question about getting a patient to shut up about her kid’s foreskins. CELEBRATE THEM!
Can a denture tablet kill you? If you annoy Lance enough, he will sure as hell find a way to kill you with one.
Finally, a scientific discussion occurs regarding the retention of temporary cements and how that can be affected by a blowjob.
WE BACK! Stay fresh.
Wednesday Dec 23, 2020
Wednesday Dec 23, 2020
It’s time to kick Clint Timmerman to the bench! Josh is back with some important messages for all our listeners. This one is a downer, unfortunately. But even if one listener takes action on any of the four recommendations Josh has, it will be worth it.
Advice this week is about career alternatives for dentists. Oral Pathology, anyone?
Merry Christmas, Cheese Bags. Stand under that mistletoe so we can drunkenly kiss you on the lips. That's the Working Interferences way.
Thursday Dec 17, 2020
Thursday Dec 17, 2020
'Tis the season for more WI! Like a bad penny, Clint returns to fill in for Josh. Yay. Lance's favorite co-host.....
Question one is about treatment plans and clairvoyance. Who eats the cost if treatment changes?
Next question: Do you chit chat with your assistant while working on a tooth? Is that rude to not include the patient?
Three: Do you expect dental professionals as patients to tell you what materials to use?
Stay fresh!
Thursday Dec 10, 2020
Thursday Dec 10, 2020
Josh takes the week off, so Clint fills in as Lance's co-host. Look, here's the deal.... we aren't happy about it either. Clint isn't THAT bad....
Anyone else destroy private property to decorate for Christmas and get arrested during finals? No? Just Lance?
Questions start with Christmas gifts for staff. A good rule of thumb: avoid anything that can be considered sexual harrassment.
Do labs refuse to use materials you prescribe? Is it because you suck?
Finally, dental school loans. Can they BE too big?
Stay fresh, cheesebags